Well I met changu and mangu today in the park...
NO NO !! they are not sidy park thugs with bushy veerappan moustache and sinister mole on the face.
They are stray dogs who seem to share a Jai - Veeru relation. (Basanti was missing!!)
Seems like they made up their minds to follow me today. So there they were following me like sleuths investigating a case.
Now given my morbid fear for dogs , I walked pensively plotting how to shoo them off!!
Shouting / asking for help wasnt a option i felt at that moment ... I thought it would be embarassing and I am just proud and pricey to ask for help... ;).. in retrospect it was a simple and effective option.
So there i walked trying to look as casual as possible . I worried if the dogs sensed my fear they wouldnt hesistate in giving me a impression of their beautiful canine teeth....to take back home..!
I tried to understand why is it that these hairy , teethy, four legged , canine teeth clad creatures were so attracted to me? Its not like i use a deoderant which smells like bones or food( Pluto used that to attract a she dog in a cartoon once)...
I looked for a motive , racked and meditated further on this... and then Eureka!!! It struck me...it was like hammer hitting me on the head to look for the obvious...
They were interested in some thing i was holding. I decided to throw this at a safe distance and hoped it would divert their attention!!
So muttering prayers to GOD i just flung the thing i was holding ....
It worked!! The dogs ran right after it and attacked it.... and meanwhile i took a escape route from the ground to the other side...
Curious about what the dogs were upto i looked back and saw they were running off in the opposite direction... they hadnt even touched the thing i dropped...
Guess Wat ?? Chintu Herbal Juice wala Karela Juice saves me again...!!!
The Magic potion!!
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